That was so beautiful
I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs
we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop
Let her continue
I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.
#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman
#it doesn’t have to be a snowman
When she says “close my door”
When she says “come to bed”
When Krispy Kreme got the hot donuts
^^^^^ YASSS GAWD
it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker.
reblog for the fact
that spin is my fucking life!
The Spin of LIFE
The Master of All Masters of Dancing
Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.