lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Thursday Apr 17 08:53pm
Thursday Apr 17 08:52pm

sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

Thursday Apr 17 08:52pm

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

Thursday Apr 17 08:47pm

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

Thursday Apr 17 08:47pm

dirtyy-sprite:

vinyasanya:

its never not a good time for this video

Omg

Thursday Apr 17 01:13pm
Thursday Apr 17 01:10pm
brownglucose:

kingjaffejoffer:

clarknokent:

kennygreatness:

When she says “close my door”

When she says “come to bed”

When Krispy Kreme got the hot donuts


^^^^^ YASSS GAWD

brownglucose:

kingjaffejoffer:

clarknokent:

kennygreatness:

When she says “close my door”

When she says “come to bed”

When Krispy Kreme got the hot donuts

^^^^^ YASSS GAWD

Thursday Apr 17 01:10pm

hi:

it’s so shitty when you finally realize someone who you cared so much about and wanted to be apart of your life so much doesn’t feel at all near the same way and could barely care at all about you

Thursday Apr 17 01:09pm
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Thursday Apr 17 01:09pm
azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

Thursday Apr 17 01:08pm
Thursday Apr 17 01:08pm
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them. Laurell K. Hamilton   (via tidesss) Thursday Apr 17 01:07pm
lordflacko91:

datyger927:

girltheresnothininyoureyes:

that spin is my fucking life!

The Spin of LIFE 

The Master of All Masters of Dancing

lordflacko91:

datyger927:

girltheresnothininyoureyes:

that spin is my fucking life!

The Spin of LIFE 

The Master of All Masters of Dancing

Thursday Apr 17 01:07pm
frazerross:

 
Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

AMAZING

frazerross:

 

Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world.

AMAZING

Thursday Apr 17 01:06pm
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